First, some appropriate tunage.
They would make excellent paparazzi. No one would ever suspect that face!
SPIES. Who could decipher their purrupish code? Oh, wait! Someone has!
Not to mention the way they can disappear from sight!
And we all know that kitties have unbeatable bendy skills—not to mention those nails. Oh, those bloody nails.
Tiny genius! Maybe we could time one of them doing a rubix cube. OR CUPS!!!
The next sports stacking champion? Me thinks so! You gotta start them young.
Beauty queen or drama queen. Either works for me.
Could a kitty make a better writer than a human? I'm thinking: Yes. All that little ball of fluff need do is send a picture in with his query letter and he'll be golden.
A dog. Yes, cats can be dogs. Proof positive:
(Weird, huh? I mean, you think you know a cat . . .)
And finally, dictator kitty. Oh yes, she haz the skillz, and is nefarious enough to enforce them! Plus, if she gets caught, she can just turn those big, watery eyes on the human and give her best "it wasn't me" look, like when she pukes a hairball all over the carpet.
But before you put on your kitty dictator hat, make sure you get your strength with an appropriate diet.
And if the authorities get to you, don't forget to surrender in the cutest manner possible!
Put some smile into your coffee today, and be a cat!