They would make excellent paparazzi. No one would ever suspect that face!
SPIES. Who could decipher their purrupish code? Oh, wait! Someone has!
Not to mention the way they can disappear from sight!
And we all know that kitties have unbeatable bendy skills—not to mention those nails. Oh, those bloody nails.
Tiny genius! Maybe we could time one of them doing a rubix cube. OR CUPS!!!
The next sports stacking champion? Me thinks so! You gotta start them young.
Narcoleptic kitty.
Beauty queen or drama queen. Either works for me.
Could a kitty make a better writer than a human? I'm thinking: Yes. All that little ball of fluff need do is send a picture in with his query letter and he'll be golden.
EDITOR KITTY!
A dog. Yes, cats can be dogs. Proof positive:
(Weird, huh? I mean, you think you know a cat . . .)
And finally, dictator kitty. Oh yes, she haz the skillz, and is nefarious enough to enforce them! Plus, if she gets caught, she can just turn those big, watery eyes on the human and give her best "it wasn't me" look, like when she pukes a hairball all over the carpet.
But before you put on your kitty dictator hat, make sure you get your strength with an appropriate diet.
And if the authorities get to you, don't forget to surrender in the cutest manner possible!
Put some smile into your coffee today, and be a cat!
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"proofreads a column"--I can't stop laughing! Thanks for this!
ReplyDeleteCats are crazy :D
ReplyDeletei believe cats already DO rule the world. :)
ReplyDeletethese were great! i used them as a reward to get my kids to get ready for school this a.m. they only got to watch them when they were finished!so THANKS dawn!
way to parent for me! :)
my oldest son's fave was the watermelon one... which reminds me. our new cat stole and ate a peach out of the fruit basket the other day! what's with kitties and da fruit lately!?!?!
also. that one kid was just loving making people laugh,huh? that's the ornery choir boy there. ha! (reminds me of my sammy!)
Bwahahaha. That translated cat purring video made me lol. Like, LOL. Out loud. And I'm a dog person. :-)
ReplyDelete@Vic—I want you life! :D Sounds like so much fun! P.s your kids are definitely cool little people for loving the catz ;) A peach?? WOW! One of our kitties loves broccoli and the other loves corn! Veeeery funny to watch. She treats it like catnip or something, her head all crazy trying to grab at my corn cob! XD
ReplyDelete@L.C—ROFL! My job here is done ;D
LOL! I love the cat with the bunny ears!
ReplyDeleteSuch a great post! Love visiting your blog!
ReplyDeleteLola x
http://lola-x.blogspot.com
This Ninja approves of Ninja kitty's tactics!
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